The
process of "buying" a massage is relatively straightforward. Pick
up a local paper (the Toronto Sun, NOW or EYE are all good bets)
and choose a parlour that you want to go to. All parlours that
advertise provide a telephone number - use it. Phoning can save
you an incredible amount of time and gas. Inquire what their hours
of operation are, how many girls are working, and a brief description
of each. Many parlours are very busy at lunchtime, and peak days
or evenings. Be courteous and be willing to be put on hold, often.
The
description of the attendants will generally be correct. Heights
given are usually shorter than they are if they are tall (by an
inch or so - why are men put off by tall girls?), and weights
are invariably described as less than actual (again by a bit,
5-10 Ilbs). If you have a specific kind of woman in mind, say
a blonde with big smiles, or a petite brunette, say so and the
descriptions will be confined to your particular tastes.
Most
professional parlours will tell you if that kind of attendant
is on shift and provide you her name, or if they have such an
attendant who is not working right then, her name and the next
shift she will be working. I have rarely been "bait and switched"
in my years, but there is always that possibility.
TIP:
Parlours that have only one or two girls should be avoided, unless
you have personal experience with them. With so few attendants,
choice is severely limited and time is of an issue. This is a
"turn over" business and the owner has very little sympathy for
you if he loses another customer because you try to go over your
purchased time.
TIP:
Ask if the room has a working shower in it or not. If not in the
room or not working, pass. There is nothing more unwieldy than
having to get naked and then walk down a hallway to a communal
shower, carrying a towel, your watch and wallet. Besides - the
floors are invariably cold, and I always seem to meet either the
owner or another customer in the hall.
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